I'm back!!!!!

I have been busy,stressed and as usual pushed around by the girls in the office. My wife has weirded out on me lately. That means we have been in a funk and I need a cigarette. (although I don't smoke) I bought my electric guitar and have had to compromise and wear headphones while playing instead of the amp. Trixie has been in a funk. She has lost her Pollyanna mojo. We have always been able to see the silver lining in the worst of situations and she is for no suppossed reason funked. It might be the recent election, our seven year old voting for Bush at school or her lack of amusement at my recent vasectomy. I was sure that would make her laugh or at least giggle. I have done nothing wrong by the way. I have been walking a tight line. We went to Cape Canaveral or Cocoa Beach last week and it was nice. We walked down to the secluded empty beach and i gave her a really good kiss and all my normal suave moves and she told me my breath smelled. That was a deal breaker. I gently felt internally pissed but said nothing. Than she said her stomach was squeezy. Very romantic... It was not a pleasant moment and ruined the remainder of the trip. My inlaws went with us and all that was good. I am restraining myself. If it goes on much longer I will have to go to my consultants at work for advice. That is the last option but I need suggestions. Maybe testosterone shots for her or whatever get's women's engines refired up. If taking the kids to school, eating dinners I cook and watching her cleaning girl has exhausted her I can understand. That sounds like I am complaining. I am going to ignore it which is the wrong approach but it is not something I want to deal with now. Life is difficult and even my battery is on zero right now for some reason. Eugenia has a strong antennae and she has sensed my discombubalation. She actually asked me to sing my favorite little alligator song and I did not have it in me. I sing it to my kids. "Cocoa butter, Alligator, You look good, chomp chomp bite bite you sure taste good." The next verse you substitute in shark or lion and my kids think its funny. She told me with a pat on the shoulder that I was a good boss. That was a little pick me uppish. My son who is four made me happy by counting from ten backward including the zero. He is a genius. This is one of the many things that happen. My sales man friend wants to shock her back into her mojo by verbally intervening and letting her know she is being a expletive. Remember he is divorced and anti women. This blog has miraculously cheered me up. I am taking a big breath and I feel good. Trixie needs her own blog!! Women have been blogging with each other since the stone ages. I am jealous when women tell each other everything and they work things out by talking aobut things. Guys can't do that sort of thing. It is nice to get it out to another person and that other person tells you you are not crazy.
I have been waiting for Caroline to pinch me and tell me to snap out of it. Quit being a baby. She will tell me it is impacting the 25 to 30 year old males we need to be bringing in. The real solution is a buxom bend down and show some cleavage kind of person in the office. We have the cute women thing covered but not I have to go in there to see them again types. I think all the cosmetic guys get those women.
I am going to get back to regular blogging and sleep walk through my life. More whistling too. I will keep you filled in. I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch and two hard boiled eggs with a very small shake of salt. My brains says coat it with salt but I somehow keep myself in check. Keep the blog blogging.